Fisherman "I bet it's a damn turtle," Randy grumbled, gently tugging the line to get it moving, and hopefully get it free of the weeds. "If I don't lose my brand-new lure..." he swore. Even if it didn't outright snap the line, he really didn't want to have to wrestle the thing up on the bank, then try and pry the hook out from its little snapping jaws. He gave the line a few tugs to test it, and soon it came up off of the lake bottom. When he felt it, though, it was obvious it was merely an object of some sort, and he found himself suddenly intrigued. He couldn't get it reeled in soon enough. When, finally, it broke the water's surface, and an old, sodden combat boot came surging up from the murky depths gushing silt, he stood there bewildered and stared at it. He picked it up and turned it around in his hand and examined it for a moment, and saw that it was caked with mud inside. Upending it, he dumped it on ...